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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

(via hate)


posted 6 hours ago
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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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alt-j:

idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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posted 6 hours ago
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lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

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posted 14 hours ago
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teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

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posted 14 hours ago
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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via hate)


posted 14 hours ago
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eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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posted 14 hours ago
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bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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posted 15 hours ago
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mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

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posted 16 hours ago
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