lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old
do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
we all ugly to somebody don’t trip
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.